my big fat lesbian crush.

on

Rachel Maddow.

now everyone knows.
i love the ladies.
over the years i have fallen.
for a plethora of femme fatales.

from Shannon Sossama.
to Fairuza Balk.
to Stevie Nicks
for christ sake.

I love women.

now dont get me wrong.
i like my men as well.
but.
im an equal opportunity lover.

as for now.
there is one hottie.
that makes me wanna flirt with the skirt.

the lovely Miss Maddow.
she has stolen my glances.






in the midst of all the election hoopla.
and despite my burning admiration.
for the entire MSNBC clan.

i find refuge every evening in the sly smile.
of this educated and opinionated female.
dressed in muted colors and a lil blush.

i dont know if its the.
androgynous nature of her personality.
that whole "Boy's Dont Cry" thing.




her Oxford education.
her advocacy work to prevent the spread of HIV.
or the fact that everytime she speaks.
about politics.
about rights.
about anything.
my heart melts.

oh.
and that laugh.

her laugh.
it vibrates all through my soul.
makes me wanna bite the bush.





or.
could it be her love for.
the RED SOX.
Underdog.
Bike riding.
and .
single malt scotch.


what more could i want?

dear god.


this lady makes me moist.
and way gay.

No Rachel, I want You.




<3

that new hottness.

so.
i dont listen to alot of music.

aside from my usual staples.
those who i have held true to since like way back.

but lately.
i have been getting busy the following.
sexy- wet- dont just stand there bust a move- women.

you should too.

please meet:

.The Lovely Kissey Asplund.

shes horridly awkward.
and disgustingly talented.
this woman has stolen my fucking breath.
shes from fucking sweden.
and.
shes got this voice that makes me want to
cry/smile/fuck/jump in the bathtub with a toaster.
and looks tooo much like my mother.
DONT SLEEP ON THIS.
she is awesome.




.THE JimiJames.




the wild card.
this girl is the jimmy jam.
her music is something different and too fresh.
like a pack of Camel Crushes.
shez been blown up spotz all ova for yearz.
and has the most beautiful teeth ive ever seen.
and thats the truth.





.SARAH WHITE.




so basically.
i want to be her when i grow up.
she is a multifaceted, front and center, creative mastermind.
one of the heartbeats behind
wronglips blog.
which is kinda like my bible.
as well as being a marvelous vocalist.
whose harmonies have been likened to other divadeluxes of our time.
i am obsessed.
she makes me want to leap off the tallest building i can find
in hopes of being reincarnated in her likeness.
simply put.



.J Davey.





duh.
get with it.




.Miss Karma Steward.



this women is full of soul and smoothness.
she has a crazy powerful voice and also dabbles in theater and big band music.
not to mention her recent join with PPP
to put out one of the hottest jointz of the 08izzle.
so fucking fly.

please.
get on their level.