.this is it.: 08.2009

8.20.2009

so agro

all i can think about is murdering people.
on person in particular.
i am sick.
and angry
and going to jail.

8.13.2009

VACATION!

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
Fuck yo mama!
Thank you very much.

im going on vacation.
peace!

8.11.2009

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his love-y dove-y to court
When the temperature is lo
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mister pants for romance is not

'Cause it's too darn hot!

8.10.2009

just another manic Richmonday.

i woke up a 6 am screaming at him about nothing
he went to sleep on the couch
and i did i did a sink load of dishes.
fell back asleep.

fucking aunt flow.
shes evil.
and she makes me say the most hateful things.
five minutes later.
the world is so beautiful it brings me to tears.

i have a giant bruise on my enter thigh.
from a viscous bicycle debockle
involving me.
the deli.
and Jägermeister
and of course.
i lost my keys.

its 1000 degrees in this city.
my henna is fading.
my vinyl is melting.
and i almost positive i saw Arthur Ashe wiping his brow.

my house is infested with mosquitoes.
and im wearing OFF indoors.
which is miserable.
i smell like summer camp.
and im scratching like a meth head.
im positive i have west nile.

and apparently we are having tilapia for dinner.
im not that hungry.
but im a glutton for punishment.
so ill eat that fish.
and my feet will swell.
and ill just go on
swatting and sweating.